Gord,
I thought you might like this one.
Dave

Subject: The TEST
......A man walks into a bar.  He notices a big sign that reads:

"FREE BEER!   FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST"

The man asks the bartender, "So, what's the test?".

The bartender replies, 
"Well, first you have to drink a whole gallon of
pepper tequilla, in one go, and you cannot make 
any strange faces while doing it.

Second, there is an aligator out back with a sore tooth... 
you have to remove it with you bare hands.

And finally, the woman who lives upstairs has never 
had an orgasm. You will have to make love to her 
and satisfy her."

He ponders and says: "Well, as much as I would love to have free
beer, I won't do it.  
You would have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper
tequila and the other tests are even crazier."

As time goes on and the man has a few drinks that he 
has had to pay for, he asks, "Where zat teeequeelah?"  
He takes the gallon of tequilla with both hands and drinks 
it all in one big slurp, with tears running down his face.

Next he staggers out to the back where the aligator is.
Suddenly there is a frightening roaring and thumping sound,
and then silence.  The whole pub joins in the silence waiting
to see if he is still alive.

But, the man wobbles back into the bar, 
with his clothes ripped and big bloody scratches all 
over his body.  "Now," he says, "Where's that woman with
the sore tooth?"

